Goat, glorious goats!
No, we’ve not had a kick to the head, we just think it’s time to share the love for some of the greatest goat games of all time. No more bleating around the bush, let’s just ram straight to it.
Goat Simulator 3
Ever thought of what it must be like to be a goat for the day? We goat you babe, for in Goat Simulator 3 you can do exactly that! Your dreams can come true as you step into the hooves of Pilgor and create udder destruction in this farmyard sandbox.
You don’t have to goat it alone either. Team up with the rest of your herd in either local or online co-op as you unleash all-out carnage together or enjoy some mini-game fun. The ultimate gaming goat-together. What’s more, just because you’re a goat, doesn’t mean you don’t have the perfect fashion sense. There are plenty of unique clothing items and customisation features to ensure you look baa-dass.
Goat of Duty
Forget Call of Duty, we’re all about Goat of Duty. The ultimate first-person shooter in which the goats are rising up and overthrowing humans. There’s no in-depth story, complex game mechanics, or lore to understand, there are only goats. Armed to the horns, engage in all-out baa-ttles against up to ten foes across different maps including futuristic farms and the desert of the lambs. The finishing touch? Countless goatstumes and even dance emotes for you to get your hooves on.
For the goats who want to ram together, Goat of Duty includes support for multiplayer with four different game modes. Butt heads in the classic free-for-all, Gun Deathmatch, Herd Wars, or the Fus Ro Arena.
Devil Goat – Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
In an alternative farmyard, the goat is The Devil in Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon. Whilst this animal may appear innocent, every other goat you bleat and loot will provide the Devil Goat with more power. Reaping these poor souls will result in the Apocalypse.
Baa-aa, all hail Devil Goat.
Goat Island – Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Tired of being the scapegoat for life’s rams and headbutts?
Why not create your very own idyllic sanctuary on Animal Crossing: New Horizons? With plenty of goat villagers to choose from, you’ll be udderly spoilt for choice as you select the dream herd to join your farmyard-inspired island. Complete your sanctuary with tasty veggies to feast on, silos, and even tractors to perfect your goat island vibes.
Princess – The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
Goats are royalty too, and Princess is no exception in The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. Princess lives with the Pellar, someone who she rarely locks horns with. Geralt’s quest to find Princess turns in an scapegoat affair after she is scared off by the Baron Strenger’s men.
Princess demands only the finest luxuries. Her royal taste for wild strawberries and raspberries is the only thing that’ll herd her back to the safety of the Pellar. However, since she’s butt heads so many times, she requires a bell to understand who she should follow.
Goat-Together and Play These Goat Games
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Your Favourite G.G.G.O.A.T?
Who is your favourite G.G.G.O.A.T? Share with the rest of the herd in the comments below.